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You Might be a School Teacher if...
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...marking all A's on report cards would make your life so much simpler.
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...meeting a child's parent instantly anwers the question, "why is this kid like this?"
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...when out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
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...when you mention "vegetables" you are not talking about a food group.
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...you believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.
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...you can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
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...you can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high bood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.
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...you encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling.
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...you encourage your spouse by telling them they are a "good helper".
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...you have no life between august to june
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...you know one hundred good reasons for being late.
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...you refer to adults as "boys and girls".
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...you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
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...you want to slap the next person who says, "must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!"
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...your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time.
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...you've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.
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