Crazy Things Students Write!

• The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on top and you sit on the bottom.

• The difference between a king and a president is that a king is the son of his father, but the president isn't.

• In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

• Once I'm done with kindergarten I'm going to find me a wife. -Tommy, age 5.

• A virgin forest is a bunch of trees where the hand of man hasn't set foot.

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