Different Ways to Grade by Department

• Dept of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
• Dept of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
• Dept of History: All students get the same grade they got last year.
• Dept of Religion: Grade is determined by God.
• Dept of Philosophy: What is a grade?
• Law School: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
• Dept of Logic: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
• Dept of Computer Science: Random number generator determines grade.
• Music Department: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
• Dept of Physical Education: Everybody gets an A

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