Jokes 4 Teachers: Bad One-Liners from School

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The best part of going back to school is seeing all your friends. The worst part is that your teachers won't let you talk to them.
I went to a tough high school. In biology we used to dissect custodians
To be a first-grade teacher you have to have skill, dedication, and an immunity to knock-knock jokes.
Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn't need it.
School is very important. Everyone should get at least a high school education--even if they already know everything.
You know our education system has problems when Hallmark comes out with a new line of "Easy-to-read" graduation cards.
My kids have everything they need to go back to school -except the right attitude
Back-to-school sales get me all excited. Of course, pretty much any sale gets me all excited
School is where you always try to do your best -except when your friends are watching
We used to call it "recess." Today they call it "cease fire."
Fifth graders in Georgia are using worms to recycle garbage from school lunches. But even the worms won't eat the Salisbury steak.
My son prefers young teachers. He thinks it's fun to watch them age.

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