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Bad One-Liners from School

  • The best part of going back to school is seeing all your friends. The worst part is that your teachers won't let you talk to them.
  • I went to a tough high school. In biology we used to dissect custodians
  • To be a first-grade teacher you have to have skill, dedication, and an immunity to knock-knock jokes.
  • Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn't need it.
  • School is very important. Everyone should get at least a high school education--even if they already know everything.
  • You know our education system has problems when Hallmark comes out with a new line of "Easy-to-read" graduation cards.
  • My kids have everything they need to go back to school -except the right attitude
  • Back-to-school sales get me all excited. Of course, pretty much any sale gets me all excited
  • School is where you always try to do your best -except when your friends are watching
  • We used to call it "recess." Today they call it "cease fire."
  • Fifth graders in Georgia are using worms to recycle garbage from school lunches. But even the worms won't eat the Salisbury steak.
  • My son prefers young teachers. He thinks it's fun to watch them age.


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