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Welcome to Jokes for Teachers

Science Jokes: Part I

submitted by TeacherPlanet Memeber

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."


Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?


Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

What element do women use to get dates?
Tellurium

What did the chemist say to a chic babe when he passed by her in his sports car?
Radon baby!

Where does one put the dishes?
Zinc

What does one do if one can't zwim?
Zinc

What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr'ed. What are?

What is Ba(Na)2 ?
Banana

What is NaCl(aq), NaCl(aq), C C C C C C C ?
Saline, saline, over the seven Cs

What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
Barium.

What is the purpose of a doctor?
Helium.

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.


From way down in my cranium
This prediction I will make:
That if you eat uranium,
You'll get atomic ache.


 


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