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Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?
Old King Coal

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He liked to chop and change

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?
Sat down

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get ahead

Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the bottom

I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times

Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich ?
Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing

What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin fired at him ?
That was an arrow escape

What did the ghost of Queen Elizabeth say as it floated into the terrified woman's bedroom ?
Don't worry, I'm just passing through

Lady: We had wild boar for dinner last night
Knight: Wild ?
Lady: Well, he wasn't too pleased about it !