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The Salary Theorum

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    Salary Theorem
    The less you know, the more you make.
    Proof:
    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
    Postulate 2: Time is Money.
    As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
    And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
    It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money .
    Solving for Money, we get:
    Money = Work / Knowledge
    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

 


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