Lean years ahead: What all of us hope for.

Liberal: A person who feels it is his responsibility to spend the conservative’s money.

Life: A do-it yourself project.

Los Angeles: Des Moines with oranges.

Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"