Luxury
Something that costs $5 to make and $105 to sell
Lyre
A dishonest harp
Labrador
Large cat-flap for dogs
Lady-In-Waiting
Woman in queue outside loo
Lapdog
Greyhound used in racing
Last Minute
Longest 60 seconds of the whole school day
Lattice
A green window much liked by rabbits
Laughing Stock
Funny Oxo cube
Launch Pad
Throw notebook at someone
Laundry
A place where clothes are mangled
Lazy Bones
Idle skeleton
Lemon Squash
When an elephant sits down in a greengrocers
Leopard
A dotted lion, as in 'to open this packet tear along the dotted line'
Lettuce Salad
Correspondence you can ear
Lie Detector
Head Teacher
Light Sleeper
Someone who goes to bed in a chandelier
Linesman
Bad tempered teacher
Lithe
Falsehoods told by someone who lisps
Lobster
A tennis player
Logarithms
Wooden dance tunes
Lost Chord
Something you look for when playing Haydn seek (after you've been to the shops with your Chopin Liszt)
Luck
When a man picks up a horse-shoe on the road, and is knocked by a car into a field o four-leafed clovers as a black cat walks by
