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Welcome to Jokes for Teachers


Short Jokes: Part 5

    Father: How do you like going to school?
    Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

    What are you going to be when you get out of school?
    An old man!

    Student 1: (to female teacher) Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it.
    Teacher: I can't be bought!
    Student 2: Yes, but can you be rented for a little while?

 


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