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Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter P

    Parents: Hardships of children.

    Patience: The companion of wisdom – St Augustine

    Patience: The quality you admire in the driver behind you but can’t stand in the driver who’s in front of you.

    Patriot: The person who is sorry he has but one income to give to his country.

    Pawnbroker: One who lives off the flat of the land.

    Peace: A short period between wars.

    Pessimist: A person who always says things are going to get worse.

    Pessimist: A person who is happy when he is wrong. – Herbert V. Prochnow

     

 


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