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Chemistry Jokes: Part One


    Q. What is Ba(na)2?
    A. A banana.

    Q. What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
    A. Barium

    Q. Why do gas molecules like to look into your window at night?
    A. Because they're PVnRT'ed. (pronounce: pivnerted)

    Q. What is the purpose of a Doctor?
    A. Helium

    Q. What do you do with a dead chemist?
    A. Barium

    Q. What happens when electrons lose their energy?
    A. They get Bohr'd

    Q. What's the difference between chemistry and cooking?
    A. In chemistry you should never lick the spoon

 


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