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We've Gone Metric?


    A farmer goes into a store to buy chicken wire.....

    Farmer: I'd like 10 yards of chicken wire.

    Clerk: Haven't you heard? We've gone metric. We sell things by the meter now, not the yard.

    Farmer: OK, I'd like 10 meters of chicken wire.

    Clerk: Right. Is that with the half-inch or quarter-inch holes?

 


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