Homework Jokes: Part 1

I Didn't Do My Homework Because:

• I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.
• I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
• A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.
• Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.
• Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.
• I'm not at liberty to say why.
• I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.
• It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.
• I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.
• I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
• My mom used it as a dryer sheet.
• My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.
• It's against my religion to do any homework.
• I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.
• I felt it wasn't challenging enough.
• My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.
• We had homework?!
• I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah."
• I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
• I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.