Teacher Planet: resources for teachers
SEARCH THE SITE
FREE NEWSLETTER
 Get the Latest Resources
  SIGN UP NOW!
TEACHER FAVORITES
FEATURED SITES

MORE FEATURES
Music4Teachers
Insurance4Teachers
Books4Teachers
Posters4Teachers
Fundraising4Teachers
News4Teachers
Resumes4Teachers
Teachers Colleges
Travel For Teachers
Suggest a Topic


Welcome to Jokes for Teachers

History Jokes: Part 6


    Who designed Noah's ark?
    An ark-itect!

    What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
    T-Shirts!

    When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
    He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

    If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
    His wife!

    What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
    You can't keep a good man down!

    When did Caesar reign?
    Student 1: I didn't know he reigned.
    Student 2: Of course he did, didn't they hail him?

     



 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

submit your joke to here

 

Saturday Jul. 31, 2010


SHARE TEACHERPLANET®
What's New!
INFORMATION

 

 

Home | Advertise | Shop School Supplies | LessonPlans & Templates | Books | Certificates | Crafts | Deals | ESL | Freebies | Fundraising | Gradebooks | Grants | Humor | Insurance | Jobs | Jokes | Lesson Plans | Music | News | Newsletter | Online Degrees | Party Supplies | Posters | Quotes | Resumes | Rubrics | Savings | Sign Up | Software | Sunday School Resources | Teachers College | Teacher Tools | Theme Units | Websites | Worksheets | Contact Us |
Copyright © 2001 - 2010 TeacherPlanet.com®. All rights reserved. Privacy Statement and Disclaimer Notice