PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

TEACHER: Did you do your homework?
PUPIL: No teacher .
TEACHER: Do you have an excuse?
PUPIL: Yes, it's all my mother's fault .
TEACHER: She kept you from doing it?
PUPIL: No, she didn't nag me enough!

TEACHER: This homework looks like your mothers writing.
PUPIL: Of course, I used her pen!

SON: Dad, I'm tired of doing homework .
FATHER: Now, son, hard work never killed anyone.
SON: I know, but I don't want to be the first.

TEACHER: How do you like doing your homework?
PUPIL: I like doing nothing better .

Well, I figured out what I'm going to be doing in my old age -
my homework.

I have so much homework to do it doesn't leave me any time for my studies.

I'm so far behind in my homework that my 2nd grade teacher asked me to bring my parents to school.
And I'm in the 5th grade.

I'm going to lead a long life.
That's the only way I'll ever get caught up on all my homework.

TEACHER: That should be enough homework to keep you busy.
PUPIL: That should be enough homework to keep the Chinese Army busy