Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
A: Because there were so many knights!
Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
A: By norse code!
Q: Who invented fractions?
A: Henry the 1/4th!
Q: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
A: Floodlights!
Q: What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
A: "I don't know, I wasn't invited!"
Q: What's purple and 5000 miles long?
A: The grape wall of China.
Q: What did Mason say to Dixon?
A: We've got to draw the line here!
Q: Who made King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir-Cumference
Q: Who built the ark?
A: I have Noah idea!
Q: Why aren't you doing well in history?
A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!
Q: What did Ceasar say to Cleopatra?
A: Toga-ether we can rule the world!
Q: Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood. He had to walk 8 miles to school every day!
A: "Well, he should have gotten up earlier and caught the schoolbus like everyone else!"
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom!
