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Welcome to Jokes for Teachers
TEACHER : What kind of birds do you find in captivity?
Billy : Jailbirds !
TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ?
Billy : Mice
TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Billy : Twins !
TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ?
Billy : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !
TEACHER : I despair, Billy, how do you manage to get so many things wrong in a day ?
Billy : Because I always get here early sir !
TEACHER : What do we do with crude oil ?
Billy : Teach it some manners !
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